She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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