I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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