I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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