Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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