I wannas sexs uuuuu
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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