But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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