It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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