She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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