hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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