Don't you send me to vm
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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