You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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