I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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