The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize