I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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