i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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