You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
third nipple confirmed
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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