Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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