We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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