the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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