Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
