How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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