Its about making memories worth repressing
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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