I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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