Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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