Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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