Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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