would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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