Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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