Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Come share oat with me in your robe
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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