We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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