when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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