coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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