Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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