If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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