Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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