I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
