Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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