if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
ttyl tear gas
You have to summon your inner elephant
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
