white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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