Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
They have beer where we have blood.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
