you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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