Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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