The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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