Dude my mom stole all your condoms
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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