He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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