I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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