Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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