bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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