I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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