Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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