His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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