My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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