Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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