I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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