I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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